itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

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madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

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cptmalhammer:

"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal"

cptmalhammer:

"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal"

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twisteddoodles:

How to make a substitute cat.

twisteddoodles:

How to make a substitute cat.

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patrick-stumps:

Remember the 5 Ws kids:

Who, What, Where, Wentz and Why

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petewanks:

REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIEEEEEEES

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Centuries
Fall Out Boy

dallonsbum:

i missed the first half second and then i was crying at the end so its a little long im sorry i wasnt ready for that

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dutchster:

"this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt" i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt

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thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

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